a-never-ending-reality:

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

they bought tumblr to secretly hire us because we’re all obviously the real geniuses on this planet

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bowlingforsoup:

we’ve all pole danced on a stop sign at one point in our lives

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poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

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the g spot

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jennycraigslist:

when im acting really sassy my mom tells me to “put a little less dressing on that attitude salad”

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