do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
they bought tumblr to secretly hire us because we’re all obviously the real geniuses on this planet
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we’ve all pole danced on a stop sign at one point in our lives
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when im acting really sassy my mom tells me to “put a little less dressing on that attitude salad”